this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
omg. i laughed way harder at this than i should have. i can’t even
glorious beings on this website
pls take this lazy dork
When people say that Disney movies are ‘only for little kids’:
When people don’t go to Disneyland because it’s ‘only for little kids’:
When people hate anything Disney because it’s ‘only for little kids’:
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.
so i have this headcanon that sometimes and i mean ONCE IN A BLUE MOON when nepeta is feeling very sad or very lonely she will ask equius to finger her or like eat her out and he doesnt question it he just does it because hes so flattered that she trusts him enough to let him do that and hes so fucking gentle with her for sure and he whispers sweet things in her ear like how much he loves her and how he’ll always be there for her no matter what and how she looks so so beautiful all the time and afterwards they’ll cuddle for hours and touch foreheads and whisper to one another and maybe cry a little because it gets so intense and emotional sometimes and equius might even apologize because he feels like maybe he overstepped his boundaries as a moirail but nepeta is so good to him and he knows that shes okay with it and they both wake up the next morning feeling really really nice and they drink coffee and play scrabble
i just love meowrails a lot okay
imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them
imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful
…. Imagine the weeaboos
IMAGINE THE HOMESTUCKS
when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise
Please make this into a storybook so I can read this to my children in the future.
I just need this on my dashboard.
I just wish the didn’t show binding with ace bandages, though the entire post makes an excellent point.
How many followers do u need to have before u just get random curious anons or am i just too boring
totally not canon
i regret nothing